How to Catch the Eye of a Reformed Guy
Reformed men who don’t live in their parent’s basement
Seem to be a rare commodity.
Ones who are willing to initiate and pursue are even
more of an blessed oddity.
So if you find yourself rubbing elbows
with a man with much appeal
Here are some things I’ve heard you can mention
to really seal the deal:
“Just call me Miss ESV
Why, yes these are the
Institutes you see!
My favorite passage is
I love the atonement,
I have a Spurgeon based blog
I write in every day.
I love beards and free trade coffee
Jon Edwards all the way!”
After saying things like that to him
His heart will skip a beat
But if he is timid or apprehension filled
You can try some of these:
“I love how godly women
Are to just sit back and wait
For godly men
Following Christ’s example
One of the favorite subjects is
I love the incarnation, alcohol,
and debates on paedobaptism!”
Affectionately reference Tim Keller, Martin Luther, Abraham Kuyper
B.B. Warfield, Charles Hodge, and of course, John Piper!
And if time is running out,
and you need to make a last impression.
All you need to do quote
As much as you can of the Westminster Confession